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September 21, 2005
BOO!
I wrote a story a few days ago about Bill Clinton's appearance on ABC. This resulted in a delightful poem dedication from our pinko pal Shark.
-- An Early Halloween Poem --
by Shark
There's a liberal in the attic,
a socialist by the door,
a pinko commie lurks downstairs
with the ghost of Micheal Moore.
There's a lefty in the kitchen,
an atheist hides there too,
moveon dot org -- they're poised to strike;
and Hillary just said "Boo!".
But of all the scary monsters
that float before their eyes --
while they whistle past the graveyard:
Bill Clinton never dies.
Thank gawd we have Bill Zombie
to haunt them every day;
thank gawd the Bride of Clintonstein
will never go away.
Big Barger gets the "willies"--
RJ thinks Zombie lied,
Together, they still conjure up
the twins that never died.
Their fear is hard to fathom,
since it's all inside the head,
But I like the thought that every night
a Dem's beneath their bed.
~ BOO!
Al's post-script: I woke with a start last night to scratching at the window. Grabbing one of our numerous firearms, I went expecting to find Bill Clinton doing something really wrong. Turned out that it was just Evan Bayh, come to return some of those votes that got yanked from me last fall. Heck, Evan ain't so scary.
posted by Al at 9/21/2005 03:02:00 PM
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