O Brother, Where Art Thou?

                               "O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU"
 
                                            By
 
                                 Ethan Coen and Joel Coen
 
               BLACK
 
               In black, we hear a chain-gang chant, many voices together, 
               spaced around the unison strike of picks against rock. A 
               title burns in:
 
               O muse! 
               Sing in me, and through me tell the story 
               Of that man skilled in all the ways of contending... 
               A wanderer, harried for years on end...
 
               On the sound of an impact we cut to:
 
               A PICK
 
               splitting a rock.
 
               As the chant continues, wider angles show the chain-gang at 
               work. They are black men in bleached and faded stripes, 
               chained together, working under a brutal midday sun.
 
               It is flat delta countryside; the straight-ruled road 
               stretches to infinity. Mounted guards with shotguns lazily 
               patrol the line.
 
               The chain-gang chant is regular and, it seems, timeless.
 
               We slowly fade out, returning to
 
               BLACK
 
               The last of the voices fades.
 
               After a long beat we hear the guitar introduction to Harry 
               McClintock's 'The Big Rock Candy Mountain.'
 
               A WHEAT FIELD
 
               A road cuts across the middle background. Noonday sun beats 
               down.
 
               We hear the distant picks and shovels of men at work and 
               see, rising above ground level, the occasional upraised pick 
               and spade heaving dirt. Men are digging a ditch alongside 
               the road.
 
               After a long beat, three men pop up in the wheat field in 
               the middle foreground. They wear faded stripes and grey duck-
               billed caps. They scurry abreast toward the camera, throwing 
               an occasional glance back at the ditch-diggers. A clanking 
               sound accompanies their run. Oddly, the wheat between them 
               sweeps down as they run. After a brief sprint they drop back 
               down into the wheat.
 
               In the background a man enters frame left, strolling along 
               the road, wearing a khaki uniform and sunglasses, a shotgun 
               resting against one shoulder. He glances idly down into the 
               ditch and strolls on out of frame right.
 
               The three men rise back up from the wheat and, clanking, 
               resume their sprint.
 
               THREE PAIRS OF EYES
 
               They are topped by three cap bills, and peer out from behind 
               a blind of greenery. We hear distant whistling.
 
               The men are looking at a weathered barn. A young boy, 
               whistling, is heading down the road that leads away from the 
               barn, jiggling the traces of the old plough horse that leads 
               him. He turns a corner and is gone.
 
               BARNYARD
 
               The three clanking men (we can now see their leg irons) are 
               awkwardly chasing a chicken around the yard. The squawking 
               yardbird doesn't need to move much to elude the three bunched 
               men.
 
               COUNTRY LANE
 
               It curves in a gentle S into the background. It is sun-
               dappled, pretty.
 
               We hear clanking footsteps approaching at a trot.
 
               The three men enter in the foreground and trot on down the 
               lane. The leftmost has a flapping chicken tucked under one 
               arm.
 
               AFTERNOON CAMPFIRE
 
               The three men sit in a side-by-side arc around a dying fire, 
               one of them contentedly picking his teeth with a small chicken 
               bone, another wiping grease off his chin with a sleeve, the 
               third idly poking at the fire with a spit.
 
               Each of them, still bound by chains, clinks as he moves.
 
               One of them abruptly cocks his head, listening.
 
               The others notice his attitude and also freeze, listening.
 
               We hear the distant baying of hounds.
 
               ROLLING HILLS
 
               From high on a ridge we see the three chained men running 
               toward us.
 
               In addition to their clanks we hear a distant chugging sound.
 
               TRACKING
 
               Laterally with the clanking, running feet.
 
               The chugging sound is very loud.
 
               RUNNING
 
               Next to a freight train. A boxcar door is open.
 
               INSIDE THE BOXCAR
 
               The lead convict hooks an elbow in and starts hauling himself 
               up, his two clanking friends keeping pace outside.
 
               Six hobos sit in the boxcar, lounging against sacks of 
               O'Daniel's Flour. They impassively watch the convict clamber 
               in as his two confederates run to keep up.
 
               The convict hauls himself to his feet. In spite of his stubble 
               he has carefully tended hair and a pencil mustache. He is 
               Everett.
 
               As he dusts himself off:
 
                                     EVERETT
                         Say, uh, any a you boys smithies?
 
               The hobos stare.
 
               Everett gives an ingratiating smile as, behind him, the second 
               convict starts to haul himself into the boxcar, the third 
               convict still keeping pace outside.
 
                                     EVERETT
                         Or, if not smithies per se, were you 
                         otherwise trained in the metallurgic 
                         arts before straitened circumstances 
                         forced you into a life of aimless 
                         wanderin'?
 
               The convict running outside the boxcar door stumbles and 
               disappears and the middle convict is yanked out immediately 
               after. Everett, just finishing his speech, flips forward in 
               turn, smashes his chin onto the floor and is sucked out the 
               open doorway, his clawing fingernails leaving parallel grooves 
               on the boxcar floorboards.
 
               The hobos impassively watch.
 
               OUTSIDE
 
               The three men tumble, clanking, down the track embankment.
 
               Squush - they come to a rest in swampland at the bottom.
 
               They shake their heads clear, then rise to their feet in the 
               muck and watch the train recede.
 
               Its fading clatter leaves the baying of hounds.
 
                                     EVERETT
                         Jesus - can't I count on you people?
 
               The second con is Delmar.
 
                                     DELMAR
                         Sorry, Everett.
 
               Everett looks desperately about.
 
                                     EVERETT
                         All right - if we take off through 
                         that bayou-
 
               The third con, Pete, bald but also with beard stubble, angrily 
               cuts in.
 
                                     PETE
                         Wait a minute! Who elected you leader 
                         a this outfit?
 
                                     EVERETT
                         Well, Pete, I just figured it should 
                         be the one with capacity for abstract 
                         thought. But if that ain't the 
                         consensus view, hell, let's put her 
                         to a vote!
 
                                     PETE
                         Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly!
 
                                     EVERETT
                         Well I'm votin' for yours truly too!
 
               Both men look interrogatively to Delmar.
 
               He looks from Pete to Everett, and nods agreeably.
 
                                     DELMAR
                         Okay - I'm with you fellas.
 
               Everett makes a sudden hushing gesture and all listen.
 
               The baying of hounds is louder now, but through it we hear a 
               distant scrape of metal against metal, like the workings of 
               a rusty pump. The men turn in unison to look up the track.
 
               A small, distant form is moving slowly up the track toward 
               them.
 
               As it draws closer it resolves into a human-propelled flatcar. 
               An ancient black man rhythmically pumps its long seesaw 
               handle.
 
               The three convicts look out at the swampland which begins to 
               show movement, the bowing grass trampled by men and dogs.
 
               The flatcar draws even and slows.
 
                                     EVERETT
                         Mind if we join you, ol' timer?
 
                                     OLD MAN
                         Join me, my sons.
 
               The three men clamber aboard and the old man resumes pumping.
 
               The three men exchange glances; Delmar waves a clanking hand 
               before the old man's milky eyes. No reaction.
 
                                     DELMAR
                         You work for the railroad, grandpa?
 
                                     OLD MAN
                         I work for no man.
 
                                     PETE
                         Got a name, do ya?
 
                                     OLD MAN
                         I have no name.
 
                                     EVERETT
                         Well, that right there may be why 
                         you've had difficulty finding gainful 
                         employment. Ya see, in the mart of 
                         competitive commerce, the-
 
                                     OLD MAN
                         You seek a great fortune, you three 
                         who are now in chains...
 
               The men fall silent.
 
                                     OLD MAN
                         And you will find a fortune - though 
                         it will not be the fortune you seek...
 
               The three convicts, faces upturned, listen raptly to the 
               blind prophet.
 
                                     OLD MAN
                         ...But first, first you must travel 
                         a long and difficult road - a road 
                         fraught with peril, uh-huh, and 
                         pregnant with adventure. You shall 
                         see things wonderful to tell. You 
                         shall see a cow on the roof of a 
                         cottonhouse, uh-huh, and oh, so many 
                         startlements...
 
               The cloudy eyes of the old man stare sightlessly down the 
               track as the seesaw handle rises and falls through frame.
 
                                     OLD MAN
                         ...I cannot say how long this road 
                         shall be. But fear not the obstacles 
                         in your path, for Fate has vouchsafed 
                         your reward.  And though the road 
                         may wind, and yea, your hearts grow 
                         weary, still shall ye foller the 
                         way, even unto your salvation.
 
               The old man pumps - reek-a reek-a reek-a - as all contemplate 
               his words.
 
               Loud and sudden:
 
                                     OLD MAN
                         IZZAT CLEAR?
 
               The men start, then mumble polite acknowledgement.
 
               The railroad tracks wind to the setting sun. Reek-a reek-a 
               reek-a - the flatcar rolls, in wide shot, toward the golden 
               horizon.
 
                                                                   FADE OUT
 
               DAY
 
               A hot dusty road leading up to a lone farmhouse.
 
               The three men walk, clanking and abreast.
 
                                     DELMAR
                         How'd he know about the treasure?
 
                                     EVERETT
                         Don't know, Delmar-though the blind 
                         are reputed to possess sensitivities 
                         compensatin' for their lack of sight, 
                         even to the point of developing para-
                         normal psychic powers. Now clearly, 
                         seein' the future would fall neatly 
                         into that ka-taggery. It's not so 
                         surprising, then, if an organism 
                         deprived of earthly vision-
 
                                     PETE
                         He said we wouldn't get it! He said 
                         we wouldn't get the treasure we seek!
 
               Everett grows testy:
 
                                     EVERETT
                         Well what does he know - he's an 
                         ignorant old man! Jesus, Pete, I'm 
                         telling you I buried it myself, and 
                         if your cousin still runs this-here 
                         horse farm and has a forge and some 
                         shoein' impediments to restore our 
                         liberty of movement-
 
               Bang! A rifle shot kicks up dust in front of the men.
 
                                     CHILD'S VOICE
                         Hold it rah chair!
 
               The front of the farm house shows only a harshly shaded front 
               porch and a dark screen door.
 
               The screen door swings open and a child emerges on to the 
               porch and steps down into the sunlight, holding a gun almost 
               bigger than he is. The grimy-faced boy, about eight years 
               old, wears tattered overalls.
 
                                     CHILD
                         You men from the bank?
 
                                     PETE
                         You Wash's boy?
 
                                     CHILD
                         Yassir! And Daddy tolt me I'm to 
                         shoot whosoever from the bank!
 
               He pokes his rifle at the three men, who raise their hands.
 
                                     DELMAR
                         Well, we ain't from no bank, young 
                         feller.
 
                                     CHILD
                         Yassir! I'm also suppose to shoot 
                         folks servin' papers!
 
                                     DELMAR
                         Well we ain't got no papers.
 
                                     CHILD
                         Yassir! I nicked the census man!
 
                                     DELMAR
                         There's a good boy. Is your daddy 
                         about?
 
               THE BACK OF THE HOUSE
 
               Wash Hogwallop, a sour-looking bald man, sits near a rusted 
               bathtub in a yard littered with ancient car parts and farm 
               implements overgrown with weeds. He is whittling artlessly 
               at a stick.
 
               He glances up as the three convicts clank around the corner, 
               then returns to his whittling.
 
                                     WASH
                         'Lo, Pete. Hooor yer friends?
 
                                     EVERETT
                         Pleased to make your acquaintance, 
                         Mister Hogwallop. M'name's Ulysses 
                         Everett McGill.
 
                                     DELMAR
                         'N I'm Delmar O'Donnell.
 
                                     PETE
                         How ya been, Wash? Been what, twelve, 
                         thirteen year'n?
 
               Still looking sourly at his whittling:
 
                                     WASH
                         You've grown chatty.
 
               He tosses the stick aside and sighs.
 
                                     WASH
                         I expect you'll want them chains 
                         knocked off.
 
               THE HOGWALLOP KITCHEN
 
               The four men and little boy sit around the kitchen table 
               eating stew. A Sears Roebuck catalogue on the boy's chair 
               brings him to table height. The cons are now rid of their 
               chains and are dressed in ill-fitting farmer's wear.
 
               WASH
 
               They foreclosed on Cousin Vester. He hanged himself a year 
               come May.
 
                                     PETE
                         And Uncle Ratliff?
 
                                     WASH
                         The anthrax took most of his cows. 
                         The rest don't milk, and he lost a 
                         boy to mumps.
 
                                     PETE
                         Where's Cora, Cousin Wash?
 
               Wash glances at the little boy.
 
                                     WASH
                         Couldn't say. Mrs. Hogwallop up and 
                         R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
 
                                     EVERETT
                         Mm. Must've been lookin' for answers.
 
                                     WASH
                         Possibly. Good riddance, far as I'm 
                         concerned...
 
               The three men slurp their stew.
 
                                     WASH
                         I do miss her cookin' though.
 
                                     DELMAR
                         This stew's awful good.
 
                                     WASH
                         Think so?
 
               He sniffs dubiously at his spoon.
 
                                     WASH
                         I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday; 
                         'm afraid she's startin' to turn.
 
               LIVING ROOM
 
               Later. The four men sit about listening to a big box radio. 
               Wash is whittling once again; Everett dips his comb into a 
               pomade jar and carefully works on his hair; Pete is digging 
               around with a toothpick; Delmar dreamily waves one hand in 
               time to the music.
 
               The music ends.
 
                                     ANNOUNCER
                         Well, that's the last number for 
                         tonight's 'Pass the Biscuits Pappy 
                         O'Daniel Flour Hour.' This is Pappy 
                         O'Daniel, hopin' you folks been 
                         enjoyin' that good old-timey music, 
                         and remember, when you're fixin' to 
                         fry up some flapjacks or bake a mess 
                         a biscuits, use cool clear water and 
                         good pure Pappy O'Daniel flour for 
                         that 'Pass the Biscuits, Pappy'